Originally posted by wuutzz
Courageously nonplussed by the hordes zooming by him on bicycles, rollerblades, and foot, the Aloof Ball Tosser has undertaken a game of catch with his friend directly over the Lakefront Trail. “You stand on that side of the trail,” he yelled over a skateboarder blaring dubstep. “I’ll stand on this side.” You’re not sure whether to dodge the ball flying by just above eye level, or to try to grab the ball and fling it as far toward the lake as possible. You’re going to do the latter! You really will!—right up until you cross the game. OK, but you’re going to do it next time!