You look longingly at the Finish Line mannequins every time you walk by the store window. “They look so fit,” you think. “After they get off work here, I bet they’re going to jog into a sunset somewhere it is not this sweltering temperature.”
This is your chance. You can buy everything they’re wearing. You’ll have style. You’ll have swagger. You’ll have so much neon that cars won’t need headlights when you’re around.